A Cynical Look on Idiots continued.

Well, it's been a while, and I know we haven't posted much, but here's a nice snippet of a four part series. It's only four parts because he never responded to my last email. Oh well. No effort was made on my part to make me seem convincing, as you will undoubtedly see, in my responses. All spelling errors on my part are intentional. All spelling errors on his, I assume, are not.

I'm not going to be bothered formatting these so the original is before my response, so you're getting copypasta out of my inbox. Here's the first gem.

Prince Allen,

I respec yur wisses and hav deceded to halp you in eny wai posseble. Imail me bakk ASAP,

Insolently yurs,

Dr. Samuel Carson Adam Mitchell

--- On Mon, 6/7/10, PRINCE ALLEN SHEHAN wrote:

Date: Monday, June 7, 2010, 7:35 AM

Hello Dear,

Complement's I am Prince Allen from Somalia, am 24 year old I have one sisters named Susan she is 21 years old, I am the First born of my parent the name of my Mum is Mrs. Mariah Shehan she died when she was 57years old, My dad name is Dr. General Ali Shehan we are from a royal family in Somalia.

Well I know you don’t know me and I don’t know you as well, but I contacted you by faith and due to the present situation that we are facing here, as times goes on you will get to know me well and my rest family.

We just arrive to Ghana through the(UN) cargo ship, during the civil war in my country, rebels came to our palace and they were looking for my late father, Sordidly one of the rebel shout my dad four gun shout on his chest, I and my Mum took my dad to the hospital for treatment the doctor said that before anything can be done that we most provide police report, before taking my dad to the police custody for doctor report on our way back to the hospital he died, that is how I lost my dad, before he give up he explain so many things to me as his only son.

Before the death of my late father he use to deal on gold and diamond stones, I have not disclose this to anyone and I also want you to keep it as a confidential, it is about my family and most especially how I can build a better future for my family, please I want you to keep this as a secret do not disclose to any other person,I lost My Mum on the mouth of Oct 17th 2009 and before she died she hand over some of my late father document’s to me, which my late father told me about, some years back my late father use to travel for contracts.

My late father had a business with one Security Company named power Security Company in Ghana, the document’s stated that my late father deposited three trunk boxes under Power Security Company, but the content is not reveal to anyone, my late father personally disclose the content of the three trunk boxes to me, My late father said That the two white boxes each contain $15.7million Us dollars the other box contain 98kg of AU dust gold.

This is the reason why I contacted you, we need a foreign beneficiary who can help us to handle our investment in a foreign land, before the death of my late father he said that we should not invest the money and gold in West Africa, that many people in Africa are bad and they may kill us and take it from us, we want you to understand that if you help us I promise to give you 20% out of the total fund and 5% shall be aside for any expenses, we need to talk more better as time goes on I shall introduce you to the company to prepare all the legal document for the delivery of my boxes to you in your country, the company said that they also make doorstep delivery.

I shall await for your kind email and I will direct you on how to contact the security company, all I need from you is honesty and truth and I promise you I shall never let you down, have a nice day and take care

pls try and contact me on this imail adress princeallen01@aol.com

Prince Allen Shehan

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